In the heart of the cosmic kitchen's glow,
Derek, the naked chef, begins his show.
With a wink and a grin, he prances 'round,
To make a breakfast where love is found.
Derek, the naked chef, begins his show.
With a wink and a grin, he prances 'round,
To make a breakfast where love is found.
For his darling Anya, still in bed,
He plans an omelet to turn her head.
With two eggs scrambled, a twist of fate,
He crafts a dish to captivate.
He plans an omelet to turn her head.
With two eggs scrambled, a twist of fate,
He crafts a dish to captivate.
Spinach and eggs, a combo divine,
He calls it Spin-A-Cheeky Surprise, just fine.
A sprinkle of salt and pepper's grace,
To bring a smile to Anya's face.
He calls it Spin-A-Cheeky Surprise, just fine.
A sprinkle of salt and pepper's grace,
To bring a smile to Anya's face.

With baby spinach, so fresh and green,
He whips it up with truffle sheen.
On the side, a slice of toast,
And cheese to make her love him most.
He whips it up with truffle sheen.
On the side, a slice of toast,
And cheese to make her love him most.
As he enters with breakfast in hand,
Her eyes light up, as if by command.
Spread your legs, he whispers near,
To place the tray and bring her cheer.
Her eyes light up, as if by command.
Spread your legs, he whispers near,
To place the tray and bring her cheer.
Her heart skips, and she bites her lip,
As flavors dance and senses flip.
Anya smiles, her day made bright,
By Derek’s morning culinary delight.
As flavors dance and senses flip.
Anya smiles, her day made bright,
By Derek’s morning culinary delight.